I was looking through my elementary school yearbook and I found this gem
i want a bf :/
and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill
Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.
why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom. Like this:
The marvel fandom´s gifing team waiting for the Age of Ultron Trailer like
thinkin about my followers
God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
also these women all need to be capable of both kicking ass and killing people with guns as well as cleaning up nicely and doing recon at a charity event while the one male character seduces a rich person.
I petition this male character is played by Jeremy Renner.
tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics
i’d like to see andrew garfield as an extra in the background of a scene in avengers 2. no talking. no focus on him. just him in the background taking pictures.
together at last
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